INTRODUCING THE DEMOTIVATORS ® 2007 BUILD-YOUR-OWN-CALENDAR

After countless hours of research and toil, Despair Inc. is proud to present the first calendar ever to be co-authored by our very own customers. Our amazing foray into the print-on-demand universe allows you to control almost every aspect of your Demotivators® 2007 calendar. Not only can you choose which of our over 80 designs you wish to feature during a given month, you can also add your very own personal or humorous calendar dates, for as little as $0.20 per entry!

Imagine the creative possibilities! How about a customized calendar featuring designs like "Demotivation", "Get To Work" and "Worth" for that miserable sibling with the crummy job? Or how about a calendar featuring "Loneliness", "Dysfunction", and "Strife" for your loser friend with the pathetic social life? Thanks to the power of customization, your calendar is not only certain to scar them deeply, but to also ensure that salt is massaged into the wound over the course of the entire year!

$24.95 each ($22.95 sale price!). $.20 per custom calendar date.

It's as simple as it looks, but if you need help, click here

NOTE: Orders which include customized calendars usually ship within 1 week of purchase of purchase. Turnaround times will shorten as the season progresses and as we improve our internal processes (and/or fire the slackers.)






Step 1. Select Your Designs | click here to view all.

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Step 2. Personalize Your Dates

NOTE: If you have difficulty deleting a date once it is added, simply erase the text from the field and continue.
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Please review your order carefully before submission. We cannot make changes to these once they’re submitted, and it's YOUR fault if you can't spell things correctly.

  
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Step 3. Submit Your Order


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